Concern Troll Bingo
Libertarian Troll Bingo, Punkass Blog (original picture here):
I grew up in a poor family and pulled myself up by my bootstraps
I donate to charity
Works in IT
Both liberals and conservatives are close-minded Nazis.
The problem is that the free market right now is too regulated
Taxation is theft (by thugs with guns)
Poor people are just lazy
I have the right to the fruits of my own labour (and your labour)
We the sheeple
[Is an athiest, but anti-choice.]
Middle Square: FREE SPACE: [Is a young white male with a bad haircut]
The invisible hand of the free market, yay!
An armed society is a polite society
Take the ‘World’s Smallest Political Quiz’
There is no such thing as society
[Reads and admires Heinlein]
What’s for lunch? TAX BREAKS!
Why should I have to pay for other people’s healthcare?
Some people want to scam the system
The original intent of the Founding Fathers was libertarianism
You want to legislate altruism!
[For some reason, doesn't mind government-funded roads.]
Evolutionary Psychology Bingo, Punkass Blog (original picture here):
[Reference to Pinker]
Men evolved not to see dirt; they need their sharp eyes for hunting
Women naturally desire men with high incomes
It can all be traced back to our savannah ancestors!
Science isn’t PC
The gender dynamics of our savannah ancestors looked curiously like those of 1950s America
[Complete mis- understanding of the mechanics of natural selection]
[Confusion over whether they're rationalising polyamory or nuclear-family patriarchy, but whatever they're rationalising, only men evolved to enjoy it]
Men naturally desire skinny blonde 17- year-olds with symmetrical features
I need to spread my seed! It’s a biological imperitve!
All human behaviour is hardwired into our genes
Middle Square: FREE SPACE: [is a male undergraduate who can't get laid]
[Pseudo-scientific justification of the status quo]
Women like pink things, possibly because of berries in a forest
Natural is always good, unless the evolutionary psychologist needs glasses, of course
I can rotate three-dimensional objects in my mind and you can’t
It’s a FACT. I don’t need to prove it
Most geniuses are men
Fertility fertility peak attractiveness blah blah blah
[A fetish for averaging]
[Believes that women talk more than men, but for some reason won't let you get a word in edgewise]
Rape is an adaptation
[Uses the terms human nature and science in the same sentence yet manages to keep a straight face]
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