The Dangers of Public Transport…. number 1:Posted: July 17, 2007
You are a woman. You are sitting on the bus.
The driver stops the bus and tells you that your breasts are too distracting; he can see them in his mirror; you must change seats, or leave.
Breasts are only allowed to be fascinating to the point of putting yourself or others in dangerous situations when….
- You’re a sixteen year-old attracted to breasts without much experience of a pair of guest breasts -ie, breasts that belong to other people, but you are legitimately allowed to play with
- You’re a sixteen year-old wondering where your breasts are, as they have not yet appeared
- You’re a sixteen year-old wondering why on earth your breasts are so big, and why nobody does affordable big-size bras for them
- They leap out at you unexpectedly
This story was none of the above.
It is perfectly possible to ignore breasts. Really. It is. Ask any number of closet lesbians*. Well…. ex-closet lesbians* then. The good closet lesbians* tend to be quite difficult to find!
I feel a fitting punishment for this bus driver would be to have his hands chained to a steering wheel, being forced to accurately navigate a fairly dangerous (virtual) environment, while in his side and rear view mirrors, many pictures of naked breasts were played. While wearing really tight trousers.
Am I unduly cruel?
*EDIT – for ‘lesbians’ read “lesbians/ bisexuals etc”, and my apologies to anybody not mentioned.