Giggle!Posted: October 15, 2008
Today, I got my first troll! An American troll, too, probably:
“You sound fat. Really fat. Like over 300 pounds fat. It sucks being fat. maybe you should embrace a healthy lifestyle. Then you wouldn’t be fat any more and might not sound so bad.“
I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t have posted it, but I’m literally sitting here laughing.
How the hell do you “sound fat”?
I’ve so got to ask Aunt Fattie how one goes about sounding fat.
Of course, it doesn’t help that I don’t know what 300 pounds is in normal money. Because I live in England. Which you’d know, if you paid attention. And then you could have tailored your spam to try to hurt me more.
Actually, I seriously don’t know what I weigh. We haven’t had a set in my family home since the last set broke a few years ago, and, well… it’s not exactly on my list of “things I must buy”.
Aww. It’s kind of exhilarating, getting a troll. I feel like my little blog bridge must have people travelling over it, if I’ve got a troll underneath!
(Of course, now I’ve had one, the position has been filled. I don’t need any more, thanks. Unless trolls eat each other in confined quarters…)