Concern Troll Bingo

Libertarian Troll Bingo, Punkass Blog (original picture here):

Row 1
I grew up in a poor family and pulled myself up by my bootstraps
I donate to charity
Works in IT
Both liberals and conservatives are close-minded Nazis.
The problem is that the free market right now is too regulated

Row 2
Taxation is theft (by thugs with guns)
Poor people are just lazy
I have the right to the fruits of my own labour (and your labour)
We the sheeple

Row 3
[Is an athiest, but anti-choice.]
Middle Square: FREE SPACE: [Is a young white male with a bad haircut]
The invisible hand of the free market, yay!
An armed society is a polite society

Row 4
Take the ‘World’s Smallest Political Quiz’
There is no such thing as society
[Reads and admires Heinlein]
Kantian nihilism
What’s for lunch? TAX BREAKS!

Row 5
Why should I have to pay for other people’s healthcare?
Some people want to scam the system
The original intent of the Founding Fathers was libertarianism
You want to legislate altruism!
[For some reason, doesn’t mind government-funded roads.]

Evolutionary Psychology Bingo, Punkass Blog (original picture here):

Row 1
[Reference to Pinker]
Men evolved not to see dirt; they need their sharp eyes for hunting
Women naturally desire men with high incomes
It can all be traced back to our savannah ancestors!
Science isn’t PC

Row 2
Euro- centrism
The gender dynamics of our savannah ancestors looked curiously like those of 1950s America
[Complete mis- understanding of the mechanics of natural selection]
[Confusion over whether they’re rationalising polyamory or nuclear-family patriarchy, but whatever they’re rationalising, only men evolved to enjoy it]
Men naturally desire skinny blonde 17- year-olds with symmetrical features

Row 3
I need to spread my seed! It’s a biological imperitve!
All human behaviour is hardwired into our genes
Middle Square: FREE SPACE: [is a male undergraduate who can’t get laid]
[Pseudo-scientific justification of the status quo]

Row 4
Women like pink things, possibly because of berries in a forest
Natural is always good, unless the evolutionary psychologist needs glasses, of course
I can rotate three-dimensional objects in my mind and you can’t
It’s a FACT. I don’t need to prove it
Most geniuses are men

Row 5
Fertility fertility peak attractiveness blah blah blah
[A fetish for averaging]
[Believes that women talk more than men, but for some reason won’t let you get a word in edgewise]
Rape is an adaptation
[Uses the terms human nature and science in the same sentence yet manages to keep a straight face]

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